Vogue the 'bible' or '' teachings of what nice things rich people can afford'?

Constantly in films, us girls are being told that Vogue is the 'Bible of fashion,' hate to break it to you, but I disagree. True, that it holds the most expensive designers clothes modelled by the most beautiful women in shoes that I would give my right arm for, however as you turn each crisp page of the callings from the fashion police, it hits you, a bit like a big yellow school bus, actually more like someone slapped you with the magazine itself, that you cannot ( well most people) afford anything in the whole magazine! This is when the  classic signs of a distressed female starts, Ben and Jerrys, Galaxy chocolate ( not eaten in the way which the advert shows , very sexually, more like Bruce Bogtrotter from Matilda) and wine yes lots of wine.

So from this experience we have in effect, realised we are not worthy of wearing shoes which red soles torments us wherever we look in the media, but we now have gained 5 pounds, and hate the models flaunt the clothing's with a look that states " HA! you think your good enough to wear me?!"

Just to clear up, this is not a rant about Vouge, I understand its qualities such as having it in your bag to show "ohh look at me I'm rich and I know lots about fashion". Ok now rant over.

In this blog I will be giving you the Reals Girls Guide to Life, there is only one Victoria Beckham,  time we stopped trying to be her.

Its about time we can a happy medium, lets face it no one wants to wear a bright pink  Kerry Katona tracksuits tucked into ugg boots( even if we have have these items of clothing but this is strictly lounge wear). On the other hand, is it normal to be wearing a skin tight (for us normal people who eat means lumps and bumps on display)  with 6 inch heels to get milk?

Do we want to be wearing the latest trends in jeans we cannot fit in, shoes that hurts us, and frankly looking silly.

I say boycott trends by following this simple guide to effortless fashion.

Day to Day
Jeggings
Jeans, with stretch, named Jeggings, ( the best thing to be invented in the past 5 years), so flexible you can do squats in them! keeps your curves contained and looks fab!



Night time
Ditch the Bodycon
Bodycon needs to go now, lets face it very few of us actually look good in it so why do it? the preparation to wear a bodycon dress involves starving for 2 days before wearing it and wearing the biggest tummy tuck underwear you can find.
As if that wasn't bad enough, the new trend of cut out makes this event worse, not only is the material sticking to out bodies making us look like we could be expecting in 4 months time but now there are cut outs to show everyone our rolls. Sexy!
Bodycon I feel is the cause of many break downs in females, therefore it should be banned, ( if i had my way burned).
Lets go back to the times were you didn't have to have everything on show to look good. A simple shift dress, classy,  and sexy. I don't care what celebs or magazines say bodycon is evil, the block colours which they are now making them in , even worse!
Therefore on a night out, pick something that doesn't cry as you but it over your hips and stay away from garish colours!